Britney

Poor old Britney, my third favourite pop princess, after Tiffany and Debbie Gibson, is having a terrible time at the moment. I wish the newspapers would leave her alone. Having two children, well one was taken into care, I know what it is like to be a single Mum. It's hard work. I don't blame her for shaving all her hair off. If I could make thousands of pounds on ebay for shaving off my hair I would!

What people don't realise is that being a Mum is hard work. You have to think about the little buggers all the time. My Tameesha used to be a right nightmare, always crying and wanting attention. Thankfully little Winston Jr has something they call Asparagus Syndrome so he ain't so bad, as he likes spending time on his own. But I can tell you now if I had the money I would be checking myself into that Treatment Center where Britney is. It's sounds so lovely, no kiddies to look after, its got a few pools and one with bubbles, the bedrooms come with huge super king size beds, plasma tv's and free dvd's and everything, though I don't think you are allowed to watch porn, as I guess some of the people going there are sex addicts, like that man that is married to that Catherine Zeta Jones.

I am quite jealous of Britney really, as she can have different hairstyle everyday. They do some wonderful wigs. I used to like the ones on Shepherds Bush Market... I heard that Gail Porter used to get her hair from there.