Adopt a Donkey
Russell the donkey needs a new home... so if anyone wants him please feel free to come and get him. Me and little Winston Jr ain't got enough room in our flat for him anymore. Me electric keeps going cos he's always pissin over me plug sockets and I'm sick of not being able to watch Supermarket Sweep cos he keeps havin epileptic fits and knockin over me telly.
Not like those adoption companies on the telly and interweb, you'll actually get a real donkey, some left over straw (not the stuff he's already crapped on) and I'll throw in a picture that little Winston Jr drew of him as well, all for 40 quid (or 200 Lambert and Butler).
If you can give Russell a home, you will need to call after midnight or whenever The Sopranos finishes so that little Winston Jr's in bed as I ain't told him the donkey has got to go yet.
2 comments:
Hey Debi.
Can't you just sell him to a local glue factory or Chinese restaurant?
No cos he's got hooves and wouldn't be able to operate the machinery at the factory.
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