Russell
Seriously, does no one want him?
He's only had two owners, me and little Winston Jr, and before that some dirty little gypsy man from Margate, who we rescued him from, as he looked like the sort to do pervy stuff with animals.
I would keep him here as he is ever so friendly, but we just aint got the room, and I am sick of waking up in the middle of the night with his tail in me mouth and slipping in his shit when I get up for a waz.
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What kind of pervy stuff can you do with a donkey? ? ?
Put it this way, he don't like it when I go near him with a hoover.
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